"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
Dream World Corque at the #youtubespacela #dreamworldcirque #TALENT (at YouTube Space LA)
the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE